First off, my aunt is in hospital for tests for possible congestive heart failure. This would be bad enough except that it has now thrown my mother into full blown emo style martyr syndrome. I shall most likely go thru my entire reserve stash of Xanax before this is over.

To make things ever better, I spent the entire weekend at my friend Cannibal's house. Sunday both his eyes were extremely red, watery, and itchy and he said they felt like they had sand in them. He went to the doctor yesterday and found out he has a form of pinkeye in both eyes. I should know in a couple of days if I caught it as well. If I did I may well have to do horrible things to him.