Asmodeous - A song I wrote for Pixaur!

A song I wrote for Pixaur!

Jul. 14th, 2008 at 8:24 PM

It'll probably get me killed. :P

Teh itsy bitsy spider crawled up your left leg!
Get the fucker off me to Anthony you did beg!
He grabbed the tiny arachnid and placed it on a mat.
Next thing he knew you hit it with a rubber dong and made it go *SPLAT*!

Mood: bouncy

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latex_mole wrote:

Jul. 15th, 2008 03:18 am (UTC)

Do you still want me to bring over the emergency red cross parcel of curry over?

:)

Moley.

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asmodeous_13 wrote:

Jul. 15th, 2008 03:33 am (UTC)

Yes please!

I couldn't think of a better last meal before she kills me!

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latex_mole wrote:

Jul. 15th, 2008 03:34 am (UTC)

LOL!

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asmodeous_13 wrote:

Jul. 15th, 2008 03:35 am (UTC)

My execution will take place sometime between September 3rd and September 14th while I am there.

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latex_mole wrote:

Jul. 15th, 2008 03:37 am (UTC)

You'll need a long & hearty breakfast then...

:)

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asmodeous_13 wrote:

Jul. 15th, 2008 08:15 am (UTC)

I forgot about breakfast. Suppose she might poison me? :(

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latex_mole wrote:

Jul. 15th, 2008 11:34 am (UTC)

I think she prefers a more 'hands on' approach...

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asmodeous_13 wrote:

Jul. 16th, 2008 04:43 pm (UTC)

She's been strangely silent. I am now officially scared.

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asmodeous_13 wrote:

Jul. 17th, 2008 04:31 am (UTC)

I shall call her Squishy, and she shall be mine, and she shall be my Squishy!

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batty69 wrote:

Jul. 17th, 2008 09:08 pm (UTC)

Hi'uH 'il jam. qilajush ghorv
is futile resistance. will-be-assimilated you-(plural)

Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

Hi'uH charT kirl lwi chaT vlo nil chaT borgh lwe
is species all from species most powerful species borg
the
The Borg are the most powerful of all species.

shi'uS borgh lwe jyar? tab pra qush chyarT Dyib
invade borg the planets-* that-thing for to-assimilate
species-* other-*
The Borg invade planets in order to assimilate other
species.

qi'ush borgh lwe chyarT Dyib ghwa li'ukh HuH birgh
assimilate borg the species-* other-* because want
to-be excellent
The Borg assimilate other species because they want to
be excellent.

borgh Dwe Hi'uH HaDolaH lwe
borg to/for is future the
The future belongs to the Borg.

Hi'uH nab bid lun borgh tve vyagh
is plan good to-learn borg of language-*
It's a good idea to learn Borg.

qra chma borgh lwe lwi Hiluv voq ghiH
negative yet/still borgh the from will-flee person
this
I will no longer flee from the Borg.

Hi'uH ghorH borgh
is these-ones borg
We are Borg.

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zia101 wrote:

Aug. 6th, 2008 05:12 am (UTC)

i noticed your mood is bouncy!! and you were all, "what the fuck" when i was bouncing? indeed!!! :)

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asmodeous_13 wrote:

Aug. 6th, 2008 05:24 am (UTC)

Yes, I was bouncy. You, on the other hand, appeared to be sub-orbital. :P

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zia101 wrote:

Aug. 6th, 2008 05:51 am (UTC)

I make no apologies for my um...enthusiasm. It is a sight to behold, I assure you and contagious, none the less! Beware! :D