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DO IT!!!! because, sometimes we all want to. :)
- Mood:
mellow
In three months I've managed to drop my cholesterol 83 points. Went from 238 to 155!
Now to just get those pesky triglycerides in check. :P
- Mood: impressed
Teh itsy bitsy spider crawled up your left leg!
Get the fucker off me to Anthony you did beg!
He grabbed the tiny arachnid and placed it on a mat.
Next thing he knew you hit it with a rubber dong and made it go *SPLAT*!
- Mood:
bouncy
Time passes by
And the years fade into the distance
I look into the mirror and see a young boy
Full of hope and potential
A few moments later I stare again at my reflection
And I see a young teenager
Enthusiastic and full of life
Tasting love for the first time
Preparing to step into adulthood
Ready to take on the responsibilities that adulthood brings
I stare again at the mirror
My past lives reflected back at me
I see a young adult
Taking his first steps in the world
Learning how to interact and build a future
Hoping to find a partner to share his life with
Again I look into the mirror
This time the adult is older
Just turned thirty
The stress lines are starting to appear
Hope has faded to cynicism
The relationships have all ended badly
A breakdown is just around the corner
As I look into the mirror
I see a sad young man on a mental ward
Trying to come to terms with the pressures of life
The figure looks lost and forlorn
Will he put the pieces back together again?
Another glance at the mirror
This time the figure is nearly forty
There is a distant look in his eyes
Dreaming of what might have been
There is an attitude of acceptance and resignation
Life is a hard battle and sometimes you lose
Just living out the remaining years
Another glance at the mirror
This time the figure appears much older
The adult is now an old man of sixty-five
There is a look of fear in his eyes
His family have passed on and he is all alone
Only distant relatives remain and they were never close
The fear is of what lies ahead
Pain and suffering and death
As I look again in the mirror
I see a grave and a gravestone
Only two or three people at the funeral service
A sad end to a life
And as he gasped his last breath
Fear was still close at hand
What faced him after death?
Would his soul face damnation
For wasting the gift of life?
The gates of heaven would be slammed shut in his face
A soul without a home too afraid to enter into hell
A soul endlessly searching for redemption but time has run out
A never-ending period of purgatory
A tormented soul without hope of redemption
As I look into the mirror I see my true self
Tears roll down my cheeks
I have seen my fate and it frightens me
Please guide me towards the path of salvation
- Mood:
gloomy
Flash Countdown
/me does Ozzy voice
"Times have changed and times are strange
Here I come, but I aint the same
Mama, Im coming home"
- Mood: excited
- Mood:
irate
Your result for The Best Thing About You Test...
Honesty
Honesty is your greatest virtue.
Honesty is the human quality of communicating and acting truthfully. This includes listening, and any action in the human repertoire — as well as speaking. And you? You cannot tell a lie. Both loved ones and strangers should trust you, because you won't (1) lie, (2) lie via omission, or (3) sit there and let lies be told. (Can you even let a sleeping dog lie?) All 7 virtues are a part of you, but your honesty runs deepest.
Your biggest risk is hurting the feelings of your most sensitive friends. However, most appreciate you for your candor.
Honest famous person: George Washington, if you believe the propaganda.
Your raw relative scores follow. 0% is low, and 100% is perfect, nearly impossible. Note that I pitted the virtues against each other, so in some way these are relative scores. It's impossible to score high on all of them, and a low score on one is just relatively low compared to the other virtues.
YOUR VIRTUES
60% Compassion
33% Intelligence
63% Humility
89% Honesty
75% Discipline
57% Courage
17% Passion
Step right up and place your bets on how long it will take my sister to fuck my truck up!
Since she totalled her Mustang last week I have to let her use my truck. Nevermind that I have stuff to do and appointments that I have to reschedule now because of it. Better I be the one that has to give up their vehicle than my mother give up her van.
So, place your bets and whoever is closest without going over to the actual amount of time it takes her to fubar my truck will get a special prize from me.
CRESTVIEW – A 34-year-old Crestview mother was arrested and charged with child abuse without great bodily injury stemming from an incident that occurred in the early morning hours of June 25.
The woman reported she became irate when she entered her son’s bedroom and allegedly found him masturbating. According to her arrest report, she told the responding Crestview Police officer that she is frustrated with the boy’s practice.
“She started to yell at him and he began to yell back at her,” the report stated. She “said she is tired of his mouth and called the police.”
Asked if she ever spanks the boy, she told the officer, “she can not because she will go overboard with it.”
The woman’s boyfriend, who is also the boy’s father, heard the argument while he was in the bathroom. He told police his girlfriend “consumes about a half gallon of rum in three days and is always yelling at” her son “and causing other problems around the house.”
When he emerged from the bathroom he found his girlfriend’s “shoulder was out of the socket and she was having to put it back into place” as a result of taking a swing at her son.
The boy told police his mother “grabbed him by the back of the neck and caused a scratch” as he tried to run from her.
The mother told police “she did not know how the scratch got there, but maybe from skate boarding.”
The boy further told the officer his mother “had been consuming alcoholic beverages since about 3 p.m. and was also in a bad mood.”
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If they come after my money again I'm just going to crack. I can't take this shit anymore. I'm trembling like mad and just had to go to the bathroom and be sick while talking to Laud.
- Mood:
distressed
But I curbed my impulse. Damn police car just had to be behind me. :(
- Mood:
depressed
1. Bite your toes.
2. Wait for you to drift off then bat your face to wake you.
3. After tiring of batting your face it will wait for you to doze off and then proceed to bat on the door until you get up and let it out.
4. After being let out it will wait just long enough for you to start to drift off again and start batting on the door to be let in.
5. Cat will repeat steps 1 through 4 until well after everyone in the house is awake for the new day.
6. Cat spends rest of day asleep with smug look on its furry little face.
Behold, The Devil!
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- Mood:
tired
Step Two: Wait until cat finishes and starts to lay down.
Step Three: Approach cat with hands to either side of cat.
Step Four: Proceed to fluffle cats fur from head to tail.
Step Five: Wait two minutes for cats "Fuck you you fucking fuck" look to go away.
Step Six: Repeat steps Two through Five as desired.
- Mood:
mischievous
Found Cup Noodles.
Then for some reason I decided that instead of pouring the boiling water into the cup noodles that I would pour it over my hand instead.
My hand is now a bright angry red color, hurts like a bitch, my cup noodles are still not cooked, and I'm still hungry!
- Mood:In Pain!
I stopped taking a certain pill because i believed it to be causing my problems and lo and behold, things are starting to work again. Im not fully back to the level I was but it's getting better every time.
Oh, for you pervs, I'm not talking about my penis.
- Mood: hopeful
Eat feltercarb and die bitches!
- Mood: pissed off
I've been drunk pretty much non-stop since the debacle formerly known as my birthday.
I might talk more about that later when I've slept and eaten something.
- Mood:Just don't give a damn anymore
